But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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