i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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