NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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