I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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