he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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