hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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