He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
home. puking in laundry basket.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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