Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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