As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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