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it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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