Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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