you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The feeling are messing with the penis
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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