I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
her facebook's as public as her vagina
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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