nut hugger
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
3 2 1 whiskey
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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