it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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