Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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