did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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