there was a trapeze. enough said
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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