i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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