mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
