now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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