I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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