i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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