Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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