I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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