you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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