Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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