i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
