when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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