More tranny stories later!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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