fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
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