Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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