who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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