I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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