Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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