after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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