you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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