So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
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I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
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There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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