we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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