There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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I just googled if crying burns calories
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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