i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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