If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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