bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Randomize
