I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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