I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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