I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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