whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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