it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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