So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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