She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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