He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize