After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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