I met the friendliest cop last night
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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