"it" just moved
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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