Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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