i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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